Saturday, October 15, 2005

Allora, quello pirata camina dentro un bar...

For members of the molto populare Italian-American Pirate Club, a friend forwarded this joke...Rrrrrrrr! ~Corrie

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seenyou in a while. What happened? You look terrible ."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine .."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now ."
Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship, got into a sword fight, and my hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really..."
"What about that eye patch ?"
"Oh, one day when we were at sea a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them shit in my eye ."
"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from bird shit ."
"It was my first day with the hook."


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